Current mood:

chipper

I'm such a retard
I put away a lot of alcohol tonight.  I mean, for someone as small as me, anyway.  Funny, I barely even feel buzzed.  However, the drinks I had were quite possibly a crappy idea.  Here's what I had, in order: a rum & coke, a beer, a straight rum, a glass of wine, and Bailey's & amaretto (both) in a cup of coffee.  What the hell was I thinking, mixing wine, beer, and hard alcohol?  Am I insane?  My solution to this problem: do not go to bed.  I'm going to regret it if I do.  I'm just going to cruise the internet and drink water.  Lots of it.  I will regret it inthe morning if I don't.